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Saturday, January 30, 2010

lol that was funny.

yeaa. met elaine today. she REFUSED to open the present even though we didn't even wrap it. and you were late. tsk. and seriously luh. the present(s) are super cool can. totally awesome. cow and my bday must make something cool also hor. HAHAH. and u finally came for tll. once in like what? 1 plus year? HAHAH. and the last part was damm funny can. after saying bye u still popped yr head in and said thanks for the present. that was hilarious lor. HAHA. and thats why we miss u in class luh. all that noise pollution =D and i will be swimming in swim carn on yr bday and going for english high tea cos of lit so yay. it will be a good day =D

DYLAN

Thursday, January 21, 2010

and that was funny.

JUST SOME HUMOUR FOR EVERYONE'S DEPRESSED MOODS!

carl's jr.
foong: eh have u heard of an amphoteric reaction?
desmond and all: no...
foong: when u pour chilli sauce over ice it will bubble and there will be lots of heat emanated.
[desmond goes to take lots of ice]
[desmond pours lots of chilli sauce over the ice]
foong: must wait for a while then the reaction will start. but if u put yr hand close enough you can feel the heat
[amos moves away. dylan is already away]
[desmond places his hand hovering over the mixture]
[foong slaps desmond's hand on the mixture]
AND THATS HOW JACKED JACKED ANOTHER PERSON =D

then i pretended to be ****** and smsed foong after changing the numbers and stuff. damm funny. foong was like super scared and stuff luh. HAHAHA.

got the porn star medal for ben leong and the route 69 S.E.X. king plate for ernxu. yeaa. went uniqlo to get my CNY shirt. now hunting for pants =D

Sunday, January 10, 2010

the spirit. woo.

yeaa. orientation just ended. i thought that JRIC was much better though. The spirit really shone through and stuff and its the FIRST TIME I HAVE SEEN SPONTANEOUS CHEERING. especially when its from sec1s who have been hooked onto the spirit, intoxicated by it and now are the embodiments of it... thats a great feeling as their SPSLs. whatever happened, if u are reading, sec1s of 2010, i am proud of you =D

Dylan