OMG OMG OMG

THE OUTING WAS COOL COOL COOL =D THANKS TWEETY AND COW =D

=D

tong yan chao yr name is officially THONG yan chao cos of TLL. HAHAHAHHA. and dammit. y must u miss 3 weeks of lessons. tsk.

Bleh.

Anyways, get well soon cow. Can always go out some other time. After Christmas, that is. HAHAHA. take care =D and thanks for tryingg tweety.

WHERE ARE YOU

MOO TONG MOO MOO WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE U NOW

just another time.

not exactly in the best of moods now. hope i can get over it soon. btw the pink post was from cow. and thanks tweety =D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COW AND DYLAN! 06/11 AND 07/11 (:
SHENG RI KUAI LE!

hello.

it's a bad bad week

yeaa. self-explanatory title. and tong yanchao you really do need to post.

CHEER UP AND BE HAPPY DYLAN! :D

YOU DID YOUR BEST AND THATS WHAT MATTERS!

OVER!

EOYS are over! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. somehow this year's EOYs don't feel like EOYs. I am too carefree this year. It doesn't help that I have Challenge Quest tomorrow, and there is the presentation to be done, and there is the NCC Camp, and there is the Part D training retreat, and there is GC meeting, and there is (hopefully) mural painting, and there is RIPB and there is work and there is the english teacher thingy and there is FIFA and i need to sleep.

ownage

tweety tweety tweety. have i told u how much u own. u managed to suan the zombie. i mean its the zombie who will suan u back until u die. omg tweety u rock. HAHAHAHA.

it went smthin like this:

ZOMBIE: thanks tweety for wishing me happy bday!

TWEETY: nah sleepwalker zombie (insert the rest yourself)

HAHAHAHAHA. ownage.

meow

i love history. i love ss. i love lit. i love english. im beginning to love chinese. math, chem and bio, i hate u.

exams are over! for me. haha. dylan's is starting on wed. jiayou jiayou! it will end before u know it. (: okay i will publicise this blog now. disclaimer: we are just best friends so please do not spread untrue rumours.

argg.

the hiatus is unnerving. jus when tweety's EOYs finish, mine start. what kinda logic is this.

Quotes of Tweek

During LCM class....

Ms Imelda Chang: So how CREDIBLE is your instinct?

Tan Yi Zu: My instinct is IN-CREDIBLE =D

During TLL Class yesterday...

Jun Kiat: Did you manage to CATCH F1 yesterday?

Tazzy: No, I wasn't fast enough =D

And readers, you are supposed to laugh.

I am a maid.

oh yesssss. its great isnt it. i am officially a maid. courtesy of ms ng of course. ok let me recount the day's happenings. in class... errr. ok before class. i went to the empty classroom to sleep for a solid 15 mins. felt even more tired after that. great. then we did the compre and unseen prose. so at the last part of prose, ms ng made jun kiat and cheng yee read as the failed couple. then jun kiat as like err.... YOU -pause- LOOK -pause- DROP- pause- DEAD -pause- GORGEOUS. then there was hysterical laughter. HAHAHAH. the next part was when cheng yee was like all whiney and stuff. the jun kiat said YEAHHHH (draggy) when we was supposed to ask a question YEAH? HAHAHAHA. the last part was cool too. the whiney-ness was epic, so he said SHUT UP AND PICK SOMETHING UP TO READ. picture him saying that. and LAUGH like we did! HAHAHAHA. and the finale. ms ng was like. DYLAN Y DUN U BE THE MAID? zzz. great.

SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW!
okay, i will be studying vry hard so i wont post anymore until after eoys. haha. on my own blog as well. dylan, if anyone else visits, tell me! and tell me whether im allowed to publicise. haha. (:

that was COOLASS shit

yeaa. couldn't post yesterday cos i zonked out after reaching home from an ultra full dinner. okayy. here's what happened yesterday. i went to my mom's office after a fulfilling lunch of $6 curry chicken noodles. i really live up to my name as a hungry taz. HAHAHAHA. and then my mom wanted me to leave her office quickly cos i didnt wanna go shopping with her and yepp. i went to meet nadia and dionne. seriously, i couldnt find them at burger king luh. maybe cos i was looking for a white ball of fur and a sleepwalker but couldnt find any. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeaa. and err. jus chatted 4 a while and went to class. then while walking into the corridor which the classroom was located at, some small guy commented that nadia's duck was very cute. -.- please luh. my rabbits cuter. HAHAHA.
and the rabbit is balding btw. it made her jacket have fluff on it. HAHAHAHAHA. and err. she and ruoxi put their animals on the table. i obviously didnt. i asked the sleepwalker to take mine outta my bag cos its so damm embarrassing to have ME unveil 3 superrr cuteee stuff toys luh. but she didnt and whats worse. she kicked my damm leg. hmph. so i took my shoe off and showed her the ultimate weapon i have -- my sock. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yeaa. and then the grps presented. soboring luh. seriously. no fun at all. jus content content content. not saying the content isnt good. it was jus BORING. then cow and i were planning. i obviously laughed the loudest eh? laugh until headache. bleh. and yeaa. my turn to present with cow. we went there and enjjoyed ourselves. the plot for our presentation was simple.
it goes: the 3 little rabbits. they wanted to go to hong kong disneyland. so they took TWEETY airways which is very unreliable as it pang-sehs you. yeaa. so the 3 rabbits were dropped off at moo moo land where they met a cow aka tong yan chao. then they talked. yeaaa. and the cow said that pollution has caused his grass to turn pink. now TIME TO PAY ATTENTION. WE DREW THE PINK GRASS ON ONE SIDE OF A PIECE OF PAPER. AND GREEN GRASS ON THE OTHER SIDE. so the rabbits looked and looked and finally found the grass by turning the paper around. then the cow sent them home cos he was so happy. and we concluded by saying that THE GRASS IN GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE. literally! IDIOTS. ALMOST NO ONE GOT IT. hmph. yepp. and thats abt it luh. super fun still luh. HAHAHA. gotta pack for RLP alr. tata =D

it was really great fun

yepp thanks tweety, sheepy, moo moo and taz (me) for such a great time. esp with the stupid mochi ball stuffed toy machine! it was really really really great. 1st time i felt happy in quite a long while so yepp. thanks =D check tweety's blog and my FB for more! GTG =D

SICK D:
self-explanatory. see my blog for more details. haha.

well that was a great laugh.

it was hilarious in class today. TLL class that is. it all seemed fine until a RC gal came into class and opted to sit on the boys side. i have to omit some details cos this blog is freaking public but nvm. the whole matter is still funny anyways. and the gal suddenly took a stuffed toy cat out and started hugging it, patting it, kissing it and doing whatnots with it. the whole class (read: the back few of us) burst out into peals of uncontrollable laughter and we actually turned red... or at least the 2 opposite me luh. AHEM AHEM. then she made some random comment which i have forgotten and the laughter went wild again. then it was my turn to read so kena-ed a paragraph with lots of numbers and figures and dates and the like so it was really taxing and ms ng suggested i replace all the numbers with 'beep'. then i told maurice that i wanted to replace it with a 'meow' then he said 'woof' and we started laughing again. HAHAHA. today is a funny day =D

How easily tricked they are.

yeaa. sorry for the lag. boarding internet is really really really unstable. so yepp, will be talking about the primary school visit on monday back to saints on monday. we were back very early... something like 830am? so we had our breakfast, talked rubbish at mcdonalds and poof. we realised that we didnt buy teachers' day cards. so who else better to send to get them but timothy goh? sso yeaa. he went grudgingly and came back with a phonecall 3 mins later, for there were no teachers day cards for sale. i told him to go to dhoby ghaut and that we have already left mcdonalds but my plan backfired as he was already very close by when he called. so bleh. epic phail.
so we went to the shop ourselves, for we obviously didnt trust the tikok who siad there were no cards AT ALL. low and behold, there were cards. but not teachers day ones. i wanted to buythe 'im sry' one for the teachers, cos we were really little monsters back then. not that we arent now... HAHAHA. there was a chinese one which we wanted to buy for mr fernandez cos he is eurasian so yeaa. chinese is as foreign to him as it is to me. and chinese is indeed foreign to me so yeaa. HAHHA
then the rest of the day was spent catching up with teachers and stuff. its heartening to see so many juniors doing well, and even more being so short, cos its really rare that i feel tall yeaa? HAHAHA.
and there was the part of rugby 08. keith likes the game. i like the game. joshua likes the game. bryan likes the game. so keith and i, who are obviously the better players (EGO!!!), let flower and bang play. EPIC i teell you... EPIC. it was england vs all blacks with STRONG wind (aka 35 kmph) and difficulty set at elite, which is the hardest. flower conceded a try in less than 20 actual seconds. brilliant. but he held it there for most of the 1st half which is quite commendable indeed. then bang took over. we managed to convince him that he was england. we were like 'eh bryan. nice tackle! nice kick! OH what a great solo try!' when england did all of the above. and he bought it. very funny to see the confused look and distress he was in. HAHAHA. evil tasmanian devil. =D
but he found out in the end, after my abs ached and cramped from all the laughing. it was great. really reminds me of the time we were in the same bus when i disturbed bang. blowed the aircon at him when he was trying to sleep, and shifting it back at him when he pushed the blower away. sprayed water from the then-favourite nike bottle when he was alighting from the bus. and he was the one who reminded me of all this, cos i seriously forgot... without any help at least. so yeaa.
thats my day on monday =D

first post. sorry dylan. took so long. and now's so late. gah.

yeah, just wanna tell all that dylan and i have been good friends for 3 to 4 years, and we are sharing a blog purely for fun. like HAHA kinda basis. so please do not try to anyhow think or what okay. if not you will be the stupid person the blogskin is targetting at. i dun want rumours flying from one end to another. hahaa.

and you may think the url sounds a bit lovey dovey but NO! im tweety coz apparently i sound/look like one which i disagree! and dylan is tasmanian devil coz he eats a lot, and he is evil and just so that i have a nickname for him. haha. zap is just coz my initials are E.T. so alien so ZAP. haha. dun get the wrong meaning like electrocuted or whatever.

our blogskin is PINK! :D COZ WE LIKE PINK! heehee. and the skin is dam cute! xD

okay so here's our blog: tweety-zaps-tasmaniandevil.blogspot.com (:

a joke. seriously.

yeaa. tweety hasnt been posting that much, if not at all so tasmanian devil will be doing so! yeaa. boarding has been quite cool so far, especially with a roommate whom everyone regards like an idiot. HAHAHA. his laptop is screwed. like seriously. so ya. he plugged it in with the battery and like it was functioning fine. until he plucked the battery out of the machine with the cable still plugged in, which is absolutely fine, but it still went poof. then he went like siao cos the damm thing was still kinda new and it was simply hilarious. HAHA. the the best is yet to be. he switched it on with the battery in the thing and yepp, it came to life. and he had to get some work done cos it was like only 50% remaining. and he needed the internet. but he couldnt connect. so he spent 10 mins trying to do so whilst his battery drained away at about 0.5% per minute. BUT HE STILL COULDNT GET IT WORKING. then someone by the name of tasmanian devil so aptly suggested, when his battery was left with 10%. Quote myself ' Maybe you didnt switch the wireless on?' HAHAHAHAH. that why he is a joker eh? HAHAHA. so yepp: moral of the story is: DONT TOUCH THE MACHINE, and... USE YOUR BRAINS! =D

HAHAHAHAHA

OKAY PEEPS. 1st post. 1st: this is a blog shared by tasmanian devil and tweety so yeaa. we're jus best frens and nothin more so if u think otherwise then go jump off a cliff =D and this blog, as seen from the skin, is meant for the fun, joy and laughter for everyone of all shapes and sizes. On to what had happened during tuition today.

Ms Ng showed us the show called Ramen Soup or smthin along those lines luh. And this is like a weekly tradition meant for us to have a good laugh. Then its like 9 Korean celebs like singers from Big Bang and stuff were put together in this variety programme and are made to do retarded stuff. It so happened that it was the Christmas special and so there was snow. DUH!

Yeaa, and they had to slide down a snow slope on a board and grab a flag and run back up again. The 1st couple went down and grabbed the flag's stick, and forgot the flag. DAMM HILARIOUS ESPECIALLY WHEN THE GIRL, i think she was hyori, JUST WALKED AWAY FROM THE POOR GUY. then the next one went down the slope cos his partner pushed him down. Then he went into the mud and was like OMG cos he hurt his tailbone or ass, forgot which one. Then there was this free-for-all thing when all 9n went down at the same time. AND THE EMCEE FELL RIGHT INTO A DITCH AND ONLY CAME OUT WHEN THE WHOLE GAME WAS OVER. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. damm freaking funny.

then they had to catch a turkey else there wont be no dinner for them. so everyone was scared cos the turkey looked so intimidating. then one guy almost TOUCHED the bird when it turned around and he ran like a sissy behind some girl. HAHAHA. and they decided to surround the turkey and when someone laid his hands on it it flapped like siao, then ran away from the seemingly enclosed space. HAHAHAH. and there was a glass door which had its side open so the fat turkey squeezed thru the gap and ran as fast as its stubby legs could bring it. HAHAHA. and all ended when some guy jus went up and grabbed its legs and then neck. then the show was over. so thats it for today =D

Hungry Tasmanian Devil =D