Ms Imelda Chang: So how CREDIBLE is your instinct?
Tan Yi Zu: My instinct is IN-CREDIBLE =D
During TLL Class yesterday...
Jun Kiat: Did you manage to CATCH F1 yesterday?
Tazzy: No, I wasn't fast enough =D
And readers, you are supposed to laugh.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
I am a maid.
oh yesssss. its great isnt it. i am officially a maid. courtesy of ms ng of course. ok let me recount the day's happenings. in class... errr. ok before class. i went to the empty classroom to sleep for a solid 15 mins. felt even more tired after that. great. then we did the compre and unseen prose. so at the last part of prose, ms ng made jun kiat and cheng yee read as the failed couple. then jun kiat as like err.... YOU -pause- LOOK -pause- DROP- pause- DEAD -pause- GORGEOUS. then there was hysterical laughter. HAHAHAH. the next part was when cheng yee was like all whiney and stuff. the jun kiat said YEAHHHH (draggy) when we was supposed to ask a question YEAH? HAHAHAHA. the last part was cool too. the whiney-ness was epic, so he said SHUT UP AND PICK SOMETHING UP TO READ. picture him saying that. and LAUGH like we did! HAHAHAHA. and the finale. ms ng was like. DYLAN Y DUN U BE THE MAID? zzz. great.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW!
okay, i will be studying vry hard so i wont post anymore until after eoys. haha. on my own blog as well. dylan, if anyone else visits, tell me! and tell me whether im allowed to publicise. haha. (:
okay, i will be studying vry hard so i wont post anymore until after eoys. haha. on my own blog as well. dylan, if anyone else visits, tell me! and tell me whether im allowed to publicise. haha. (:
that was COOLASS shit
yeaa. couldn't post yesterday cos i zonked out after reaching home from an ultra full dinner. okayy. here's what happened yesterday. i went to my mom's office after a fulfilling lunch of $6 curry chicken noodles. i really live up to my name as a hungry taz. HAHAHAHA. and then my mom wanted me to leave her office quickly cos i didnt wanna go shopping with her and yepp. i went to meet nadia and dionne. seriously, i couldnt find them at burger king luh. maybe cos i was looking for a white ball of fur and a sleepwalker but couldnt find any. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeaa. and err. jus chatted 4 a while and went to class. then while walking into the corridor which the classroom was located at, some small guy commented that nadia's duck was very cute. -.- please luh. my rabbits cuter. HAHAHA.
and the rabbit is balding btw. it made her jacket have fluff on it. HAHAHAHAHA. and err. she and ruoxi put their animals on the table. i obviously didnt. i asked the sleepwalker to take mine outta my bag cos its so damm embarrassing to have ME unveil 3 superrr cuteee stuff toys luh. but she didnt and whats worse. she kicked my damm leg. hmph. so i took my shoe off and showed her the ultimate weapon i have -- my sock. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yeaa. and then the grps presented. soboring luh. seriously. no fun at all. jus content content content. not saying the content isnt good. it was jus BORING. then cow and i were planning. i obviously laughed the loudest eh? laugh until headache. bleh. and yeaa. my turn to present with cow. we went there and enjjoyed ourselves. the plot for our presentation was simple.
it goes: the 3 little rabbits. they wanted to go to hong kong disneyland. so they took TWEETY airways which is very unreliable as it pang-sehs you. yeaa. so the 3 rabbits were dropped off at moo moo land where they met a cow aka tong yan chao. then they talked. yeaaa. and the cow said that pollution has caused his grass to turn pink. now TIME TO PAY ATTENTION. WE DREW THE PINK GRASS ON ONE SIDE OF A PIECE OF PAPER. AND GREEN GRASS ON THE OTHER SIDE. so the rabbits looked and looked and finally found the grass by turning the paper around. then the cow sent them home cos he was so happy. and we concluded by saying that THE GRASS IN GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE. literally! IDIOTS. ALMOST NO ONE GOT IT. hmph. yepp. and thats abt it luh. super fun still luh. HAHAHA. gotta pack for RLP alr. tata =D
and the rabbit is balding btw. it made her jacket have fluff on it. HAHAHAHAHA. and err. she and ruoxi put their animals on the table. i obviously didnt. i asked the sleepwalker to take mine outta my bag cos its so damm embarrassing to have ME unveil 3 superrr cuteee stuff toys luh. but she didnt and whats worse. she kicked my damm leg. hmph. so i took my shoe off and showed her the ultimate weapon i have -- my sock. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yeaa. and then the grps presented. soboring luh. seriously. no fun at all. jus content content content. not saying the content isnt good. it was jus BORING. then cow and i were planning. i obviously laughed the loudest eh? laugh until headache. bleh. and yeaa. my turn to present with cow. we went there and enjjoyed ourselves. the plot for our presentation was simple.
it goes: the 3 little rabbits. they wanted to go to hong kong disneyland. so they took TWEETY airways which is very unreliable as it pang-sehs you. yeaa. so the 3 rabbits were dropped off at moo moo land where they met a cow aka tong yan chao. then they talked. yeaaa. and the cow said that pollution has caused his grass to turn pink. now TIME TO PAY ATTENTION. WE DREW THE PINK GRASS ON ONE SIDE OF A PIECE OF PAPER. AND GREEN GRASS ON THE OTHER SIDE. so the rabbits looked and looked and finally found the grass by turning the paper around. then the cow sent them home cos he was so happy. and we concluded by saying that THE GRASS IN GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE. literally! IDIOTS. ALMOST NO ONE GOT IT. hmph. yepp. and thats abt it luh. super fun still luh. HAHAHA. gotta pack for RLP alr. tata =D
Thursday, September 10, 2009
it was really great fun
yepp thanks tweety, sheepy, moo moo and taz (me) for such a great time. esp with the stupid mochi ball stuffed toy machine! it was really really really great. 1st time i felt happy in quite a long while so yepp. thanks =D check tweety's blog and my FB for more! GTG =D
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
well that was a great laugh.
it was hilarious in class today. TLL class that is. it all seemed fine until a RC gal came into class and opted to sit on the boys side. i have to omit some details cos this blog is freaking public but nvm. the whole matter is still funny anyways. and the gal suddenly took a stuffed toy cat out and started hugging it, patting it, kissing it and doing whatnots with it. the whole class (read: the back few of us) burst out into peals of uncontrollable laughter and we actually turned red... or at least the 2 opposite me luh. AHEM AHEM. then she made some random comment which i have forgotten and the laughter went wild again. then it was my turn to read so kena-ed a paragraph with lots of numbers and figures and dates and the like so it was really taxing and ms ng suggested i replace all the numbers with 'beep'. then i told maurice that i wanted to replace it with a 'meow' then he said 'woof' and we started laughing again. HAHAHA. today is a funny day =D
Friday, September 4, 2009
How easily tricked they are.
yeaa. sorry for the lag. boarding internet is really really really unstable. so yepp, will be talking about the primary school visit on monday back to saints on monday. we were back very early... something like 830am? so we had our breakfast, talked rubbish at mcdonalds and poof. we realised that we didnt buy teachers' day cards. so who else better to send to get them but timothy goh? sso yeaa. he went grudgingly and came back with a phonecall 3 mins later, for there were no teachers day cards for sale. i told him to go to dhoby ghaut and that we have already left mcdonalds but my plan backfired as he was already very close by when he called. so bleh. epic phail.
so we went to the shop ourselves, for we obviously didnt trust the tikok who siad there were no cards AT ALL. low and behold, there were cards. but not teachers day ones. i wanted to buythe 'im sry' one for the teachers, cos we were really little monsters back then. not that we arent now... HAHAHA. there was a chinese one which we wanted to buy for mr fernandez cos he is eurasian so yeaa. chinese is as foreign to him as it is to me. and chinese is indeed foreign to me so yeaa. HAHHA
then the rest of the day was spent catching up with teachers and stuff. its heartening to see so many juniors doing well, and even more being so short, cos its really rare that i feel tall yeaa? HAHAHA.
and there was the part of rugby 08. keith likes the game. i like the game. joshua likes the game. bryan likes the game. so keith and i, who are obviously the better players (EGO!!!), let flower and bang play. EPIC i teell you... EPIC. it was england vs all blacks with STRONG wind (aka 35 kmph) and difficulty set at elite, which is the hardest. flower conceded a try in less than 20 actual seconds. brilliant. but he held it there for most of the 1st half which is quite commendable indeed. then bang took over. we managed to convince him that he was england. we were like 'eh bryan. nice tackle! nice kick! OH what a great solo try!' when england did all of the above. and he bought it. very funny to see the confused look and distress he was in. HAHAHA. evil tasmanian devil. =D
but he found out in the end, after my abs ached and cramped from all the laughing. it was great. really reminds me of the time we were in the same bus when i disturbed bang. blowed the aircon at him when he was trying to sleep, and shifting it back at him when he pushed the blower away. sprayed water from the then-favourite nike bottle when he was alighting from the bus. and he was the one who reminded me of all this, cos i seriously forgot... without any help at least. so yeaa.
thats my day on monday =D
so we went to the shop ourselves, for we obviously didnt trust the tikok who siad there were no cards AT ALL. low and behold, there were cards. but not teachers day ones. i wanted to buythe 'im sry' one for the teachers, cos we were really little monsters back then. not that we arent now... HAHAHA. there was a chinese one which we wanted to buy for mr fernandez cos he is eurasian so yeaa. chinese is as foreign to him as it is to me. and chinese is indeed foreign to me so yeaa. HAHHA
then the rest of the day was spent catching up with teachers and stuff. its heartening to see so many juniors doing well, and even more being so short, cos its really rare that i feel tall yeaa? HAHAHA.
and there was the part of rugby 08. keith likes the game. i like the game. joshua likes the game. bryan likes the game. so keith and i, who are obviously the better players (EGO!!!), let flower and bang play. EPIC i teell you... EPIC. it was england vs all blacks with STRONG wind (aka 35 kmph) and difficulty set at elite, which is the hardest. flower conceded a try in less than 20 actual seconds. brilliant. but he held it there for most of the 1st half which is quite commendable indeed. then bang took over. we managed to convince him that he was england. we were like 'eh bryan. nice tackle! nice kick! OH what a great solo try!' when england did all of the above. and he bought it. very funny to see the confused look and distress he was in. HAHAHA. evil tasmanian devil. =D
but he found out in the end, after my abs ached and cramped from all the laughing. it was great. really reminds me of the time we were in the same bus when i disturbed bang. blowed the aircon at him when he was trying to sleep, and shifting it back at him when he pushed the blower away. sprayed water from the then-favourite nike bottle when he was alighting from the bus. and he was the one who reminded me of all this, cos i seriously forgot... without any help at least. so yeaa.
thats my day on monday =D
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